Have you ever walked into a kindergarten room in a full-scale dragon armour outfit to sing songs and perform a dance about female mammaries? Well, I haven’t either, but I would like to share this fictional experience with you.
Issei Hyoudou, my former master, the saviour of the universe, chaser of female specialties, the legendary red dragon, and more, has seen beyond the Akashic records. After feeling a woman’s embrace, Issei observed the truth hidden from humanity. He has felt the divine warmth of a woman’s breast, and as such, he embarked on a long journey to end all wars and bring peace upon humanity.
“Flat is justice, medium is premium, oppai is truth.” – Unknown Author
Issei has seen and felt chests of all sizes, and after his arduous and continuing journey, he’s come to the conclusion above. All chests are a godsend from above. Embracing Asia’s small stature, he fully embraces her justice and takes it as his own. Her climax combo offers a fair and just global power for the turn, allowing you to pass judgment on your opponent’s characters and send them to the grave.
In the early game, the queen herself steps up to the plate. When she swings, she can pay out a stock to give herself and another character the ability to salvage a character upon reverse.
Fdd/W65-064C 聖剣の使い手 ゼノヴィア (center)
Fdd/W65-T09R-RRR 高貴なる魅力 リアス (right)
To help the lovely queen, we have several options that are great targets to give the on-reverse ability on. The Rias on the left gains the ability to blind stock the top card of your deck whenever she reverses her opponent with a sizeable base 6000 power. Xenovia is a burst power beater on-play that mills your deck and gains power for each character milled. Lastly, Rias to the right is a Taigei profile. Being a mixed standby deck gives us the ability to spawn these cards in the early game, hopefully allowing us to overpower our opponent’s board.
Issei captures the heart of the Red Queen, Rias. The Cigarettes event on the right reflects his loving embrace to her. Rias with the flower crown is a support to the center that also has the ability to salvage the Cigarettes for a single stock whenever you play a climax.
Fdd/W65-062C 黄金龍君の契約者 アーシア (center)
Fdd/W65-054U 女装のハーフヴァンパイア ギャスパー (right)
Rias’ friends are more than ready to join in the fight. Bearing large amounts of stamina, Akeno is a great early-game option to sustain your field for a cheap cost if she’s reversed and the only one on stage in your front row. Aisha can help charge your stock with extra hand. Casper is a defensive field counter, giving power to others when they are fronted by sacrificing himself and also being a costly salvage option.
Fdd/W65-059U 銀髪の元ヴァルキリー ロスヴァイセ (center)
Fdd/W65-060C 主従の関係 リアス&一誠 (right)
Some other knights that come into play are shown above. The adorable Koneko has a built-in scry on-play while also being a level 1 reverser. Rossweisse is a similar profile to Casper by being a field counter while also being an Adachi profile. Lastly, Issei revelling in the love of Rias is a large power pump on swing, greatly helping with your early game on-reverse Rias combos.
Lastly, the grand queen in red makes her appearance. The lovely devil queen makes her mark with the two above. Rias in her bikini on the left has an on-play ability to reveal the top card of your deck and deal a single point of damage if that card is a character. Furthermore, you may pay a stock when she enters the stage to give all of your opponent’s an anti-encore ability, crushing them permanently under her devilish charm. Lastly, Rias on the right lets you spawn a character from your hand equal to your level or less when she enters the stage. That character also gains a soul for the turn. When she swings, she gains a massive amount of power for each of your other characters on stage for the turn.
Lastly, I want to give tribute to our boy Yuto whom is the embodiment of a sword. Yuto will gladly act as a backup, sacrificing himself for our noble quest to attain the boobies. He will proudly offer himself as a proud member of our pilgrimage for the titties.
In the words of sensei himself, I will gladly share his knowledge (lyrics borrowed from PetitLyrics):
Our hero shines brightly clad in his red armour. For the pursuit of chests, those fabulous balls of chest fat, the living breathing definition of beauty itself, he rides on into the night. For he hears every chest bounce and sees every removal of the delicate brassiere. With just one touch of a nipple, he can accurately visualize one’s sizes. Blessed be this wondrous adventurer, may he remain forever warm tucked inside the center of close-knitted pairs of mammaries.