SAO Alternative – My Waifu P-Chan (G/R) [01/06/2021]

Do you ever wish that you could play a gun game while playing Weiss? Do the thrilling matches of slapping tapped waifu cards back and forth leave you feeling lacking? Are you the kind to name your guns in online games little cute nicknames to compensate for your lack of friends in real life? Well if any or all of the above apply, this deck is perfect for you.

Meet Ms. P-chan. Ms. P-chan is a beautiful machine. Look at her magnificent barrel, her ease of use, and that gentle handle where you place your solid grip. Capable of pumping several rounds into your foes at high speeds while wearing a classy pink, there’s nothing no better girl than Ms. P-chan above. P-chan is best waifu and the main focus of the deck.

The idea is simple. Load up some stock to charge up your P-chan and then decimate your opponent’s field with the loaded bullets.

Before I delve into how to generate said stock to power up Ms. P-chan, I think it’s better to establish the final end goal of this deck. Using the above set-up, the idea is to use the LLENN on the left to whittle down your opponent slowly while the LLENN in the center acts as a defensive bodyguard on the following turn.

The LLENN on the left’s combo ability is costless letting your retain your stock for P-chan for the following turn. The bodyguard in the center can be used in conjunction with P-chan to reverse your opponent’s cards during their turn while keeping your other LLENN(s) alive. Ideally with the set-up, you’ll be able to push for damage with your LLENN(s) on the left while presenting damage through the bodyguard on your opponent’s turn as well.

The best early combo that helps charge Ms. P-chan while retaining hand is shown above. This combo also features Ms. P-chan shining through the corner of the climax as well. It is a reversing combo, so some support may be needed to help this LLENN accomplish her condition. All in all, this is a solid combo as the check to gain hand looks for cards that are level one or above, letting you grab P-chan as well for the following turn.

Some other means to generate ammo (stock) for P-chan are shown above. The group PR card to the left is extremely good in particular as it lets you both hand filter while buffing one of your own cards (ideally your level one combo). The LLENN to the right is a bit low power, but if you can somehow keep it alive on the field and reverse targets, it is a continual way to garner stock for several turns.

Some other cards that help compliment the deck are shown above. The Fukaziroh on the left in particular acts as a team player as she deploys a smoke screen in for you during your opponent’s attack phase. Now, just like most smoke screens in games, they’re a hit or miss meaning that they could or could not fail. Regardless of which, it offers a potential free form of protection while buffing up defense for your units in front of her.

The Elza in the center lets exchange climaxes, an effect that is great considering that the deck does run four bars.

Lastly, the Fukaziroh to the right is an interesting card to consider for its first ability. It may be a potential miss, but if you do end up milling a climax off her check, you may be able to decimate your opponent’s front row while sniping off low powered cards so you can push for more damage.

One final card I’d like to give notice to before finishing up this post is the shown here. P-chan shines vividly in this card as she both literally and figuratively blocks an attack for Ren from her opponent. The cost may be rather steep, but given the effect, especially if used during the late-game, this card may be able to reduce your opponent’s damage and save your life.

I’ve provided some suggestions above for other potential cards to run. Now get out there and use P-chan to beat your opponent. Try to make use of P-chan when needed, both on your turn and your opponent’s, to effectively preserve field or to accomplish objectives to push your advantage further. Rush B and don’t stop.